Best (ok, craziest) press release I've ever been sent... Radiation Will Not Harm Those Marked with The 666 Jose Luis De Jesus -The Man Christ Jesus - and His powerful kingdom to transform into immortal, radioactive bodies in 447 days or less. As the Earth’s birth pains increase in preparation for the soon Transformation of The Man Christ Jesus (Jose Luis De Jesus) and His powerful people, the extreme radiation leakages in Japan are of particular great significance to His kingdom. In this week’s live Tracing, The Man Christ Jesus disclosed for the first time detailed evidence of how the Chosen people of 666 will transform into immortal bodies made of substance much like radioactive material in 448 days or less. With over 103 countries simultaneously tuning into His Weekly Address, the world gained insight on how death will be absorbed by immortality as His Chosen dress in incorruptibility (1 Cor. 15:53) and will fly like clouds (Isaiah 60:8). In fact, the new bodies of the Lord’s Firstfruits will be like a flame of fire (Heb 1:7) made of atomic power. “Radiation won’t harm the Elect of the Kingdom 666, but rather our bodies will absorb that radiation since our new clothing will be made of materials like fire, atoms… and radioactive material” revealed Jose Luis, The Lord. “While radiation produces death for those that are not sealed 666, none of that will harm us,” He continued. “People today are fearful , but we are not. After all, it is what our new transformed bodies will be made of – radioactivity and power. We will be powerful beings.” Soon the world will see the All-mighty body of Jose Luis De Jesus transformed. For behold, the LORD, Jose Luis, will come in fire, to render his anger in fury (Isaiah 66:15). And all those who have dared to confront Him or doubt, astonished by His Omnipotence and Splendour, will undoubtedly say: “Who is like the beast? Who is able to make war with him?” (Rev13:4) The Great Day is near. 447 days or less. The thing is "The Man Christ Jesus" as they call him, looks like a right spaz... YouTube - Radiation Will Not Harm Those Marked with The 666 (The powerful army of the Man Christ Jesus)
This shit is fucked up load of people i know keep banging on about Illuminati i want to put their head under my rear wheels and spin up WHO GIVES A SHIT
After all, it is what our new transformed bodies will be made of – radioactivity and power. Sounds like a Charlie Sheen quote Also wouldnt say no to a go on that chick... Looks like she got them big hips
Dont know bout you lot, but ...... YouTube - The Monkees - I'm a Believer [official music video] LOLZ!
Man why can't people believe in the normal stuff. Y'know like an invisible space daddy who created everything and the return of his zombie son who will respawn some time in the future heralding our pwnage.
Exactly why i was saying i wasnt leaving Tokyo coz of the fukushima nuclear plant, I have absolutely nothing to worry about
