yeh i am still skint, theres no real update, ive gotta take some photo's and send the guy them via email. cant really be arsed to do that now though, he said photo in the sun, but i cannot see any sun. onwards...
Its a trick, he'll then turn round and say "These bottles should never have seen sunlight, they're only worth a fiver for the lables and cases". Why dont you troll down to your nearest Majestic Wines shop dressed in your finest Bogan threads with one crate and dump it down on the geezers desk and give it a bit of "ey-up lad, whats this lot worth? As it 'appens, now then, now then me ducks." If he goes all funny and jumpy about you'll know that its worth getting off your arse and selling them, if he scratches his nuts and sniffs his fingers you know that you're onto a looser. So I wish you'd hurry up and get this sorted so I can decide if I like you or not.
For fucks sake dude, how comes you managed to take 100s of photos of that shed of a Supra with a bazillion holes cut into for no personal gain yet the guy wants a few pictures of some old wine bottles that could net you £3.5k per crate and you can't find the motivation! Whyyyy I oughtta.....
no cos you'll drink them, tell everyone smokings cool (which it is, it makes you sexier and smell better)then eat a load of eggs. you cant be trusted dealing with such fine things.
Noooooooooooooooo! Good (i.e. 20 quid+) Champers should never be sprayed. Or mixed with vodka. Or Red Bull, Guinness, orange juice or any of the other terrible things people do with it. This makes docwra cry You wouldnt roll up a prime Jack Herer bud with the cuttings off your lawnmower would you?? Eat lobster with ketchup?? Take a ferrari through an automated car wash?? The only time it is acceptable to use champers for anything other than drinking from flutes is when you are in the company of a* fine lady, if you know what Im saying * More than one is also (in fact more) acceptable.
I had a lovely bottle of Piper Heidsieck the other night, unfortunately I couldn't find a flute so had to use a pint glass
[tuts and casts eyes towards the big man upstairs] Why do dumb fcuks get all the luck [tuts and casts eyes towards the big man upstairs] Get it done and bring an end to this fairy tail... goodluck.
