Talking of things that arnt funny (honest)

Thread in 'Other Chat' started by LOKISY, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. LOKISY

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  2. m1key

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    Just did typed in drifting came up with some funny shit
     
  3. J.J.

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    What I got after typing in drifting.

    Drifting is getting your car's ass end to slip out from the line of driving. It is believed that this technique was created to compliment the Crazy Swerving Asian style of driving. While considered by most bystanders to be quite dangerous and harmful to the environment, drifting is actually incredibly dangerous and harmful to everyone.
     
  4. LOKISY

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    LSD
    LSD is a short term used for limited slip differential these differentials are used for drifting and can make you trip balls. Unlike a single spinner differential a LSD spins both wheels at the same time. These differentials are also great for drifting with some low differential gears like 4:5:6 or 4:1:1 differential gears. But these type of differential gears are used for drifting for high rpm's and not so much for top speed if you want a high speed differential you would want something like a 2:9:8 or 3:0:8. Changing dif gears may also cause severe ego enlargment, this results in the driver beleiving their car has somehow transformed into the fastest car in the world.
     
  5. Ashers

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    Parking Lot Drift.

    This novice technique requires multiple drifters. The driver pulls into a parking lot with other participants, backs into a parking space, and quickly pulls the hand brake. The driver then exits the vehicle to admire other participant's primer paint jobs/discuss the expense of drifting sanctioned events/look for parts to steal. At this time, another participant will attempt one of the other techniques, lose control, jump the curb, and crash into everyone, thus initiating the parking lot drift. A video of the event is then put up on YouTube for everyone to enjoy.
     
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    Clutch Kick
    This technique requires you to have something like 3 pedals in your car. You floor the gas pedal, and kick the shit out of the pedal on the left, like you're fixing your dog. When you do this you must yell "CRUTCH KICK! CRUTCH KICK!" your car will immediate lose rear end traction and slide into the D-Dimension.

    buhahaah
     
  8. Dirk Jan

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    Lol, that last one is brilliant
     
  9. LOKISY

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    Speed

    This one is a no-brainer. Most American roads have a top speed limit equal to the length of your mothers penis, But their cars are usually struggling to not break said limit, and when they do break said limit you see black smoke pouring out of the exhaust and bits of the engine flying down the road behind them as they start approaching the speed of light. Where as European roads allow the cars to drive as fast as they want, upwards of 3x10^8m/s but the only cars that actually make use of said lack of speed limits are cars that are $100,000 USD or more.
     
  10. Flipfoot

    Flipfoot 三日坊主

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    Fucking repost of a repost of a repost! Ducks sake use the search function- oh wait!
     
  11. LOKISY

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    Well those threads are dead and what's wrong with a repost every now an then? How many "I got mugged off cuz I sent my money as a gift now what can I do" posts are there? this isnt the serious drifting only section of the forum it's the random stuff part.
     

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