I can picture Bon in one of those electric dog collars, Phil and James zapping him as he starts to fall asleep scrubbing the toilets after sorting DVDs alphabetically for 72 hours straight. As Papa Lazarou would say, 'You're my wife now!!!!!!!!!'
Nice one Bon . Never had any complaints about the service up until now. Guess things will be better now, but don't know how TBH...
Shit! Driftworks will be bankrupt in no time at all! Shall we shut down the forum now to save the tears!?
So you are now officially Phil and James bitch? Congrats on your new job mate. I start my new job on Monday. It's going to be a really hard first week at the TAS
For fucksake Bon... you could have at least got me my E34 waterpump before leaving GSF. Some cock! DW HQ will be like legendary '90s comedy 'Game On' now... Phil and James can take it in turns to shout "Oi! Ginger Tosser! Tea. Now!" And the lovely Melanie can be Mandy. Mind you, I don't suppose all the 13 year olds on here (or the Bon) would've been alive when Game On was on telly, so I'll get me coat...
Samantha Janus wasn't it? I remember going to the cinema when I was like 12 or something just to see her boobies in widescreen, good times. Congrats the bon
Ahhh yes, "Up 'n' under" i believe... Classic, great tits too. Congrats Bon bon, Don't suppose you know a little bugger called "Gray Sutherland" do you? Little shit won't leave me alone... Keeps using my friggin internet.
phil....''wheres Bon'' james....''in the stock room'' phil.......''bon, WTF are you doing with that dildo gearknob'' bon..... '' but phil its amazing,it tickles and its been yeaaaaars'' Phil.......'' stop pissing me off bon thats coming out of your wages and i'm not letting you beat me next year '' bon......''pffft................sorry '' phil ......''thats ok now go and make the tea :you ginger wanker and clean that Knob and send it out to kiruji2oosxy''
you can now use phrases like "girly shirt lifting tosspiece" and "ginger git" far more often now that you are the real life "Game On"
